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If you do manage to hook up with her then please let us know. The texting stopped at that point and a phone call went unanswered. I told her I was on the road and needed her address. She was very vague and evasive about the whole thing, even though she said she doesn't play games and neither should you. I had tried to set something up with her months ago. Theres been a few gems through the years that I wouldn't have wanted to miss just because they didn't know any better about pricing or were realistic or just greedy and wanted more business but in a legitimate way LOL. Checking here and the other before following through. I think cheaper pricing just means doing a quick bit of research first. 40 for what she offers is still a hell of a deal and none of the drama or flaking after setting things up. I guess sometimes practice does make perfect LOL. But she looks better than her pics, she's safe, her place is safe, off street parking, and has years of reviews, and unlike most of what I've ever experienced or read about, her service has only seemed to get better over time for me. She's not in the best neighborhood and not in a fancy apartment or house and she is limited service.

And I think the only reason she prices that way is she's down to earth and realistic. I think it was supposed to be a temporary special but stayed that way for whatever reason. She was always on the more 'price efficient' side of things (don't want to call her cheap LOL) and dropped down to 40 still from there. In fact I think its 100% wrong with Destiny however. I have had several experiences with a lot of the cheaper girls and I have to admit I'd rather pay extra to prevent seeing those types of people you will be robbed or other bs will happen BE VERY CAREFUL SEEING CHEAP PRICED ESCORTS I do not wish for anyone to go thru what I went through.That may be a good rule generally speaking. Case in point Avery was well reviewed in the past but has faded in quality could name others.

Most important recent reviews mean the most. Sometimes you have to pay more for a high end provider. I'm always on the lookout for UTR GFE's so any recommendations in that regard would be greatly appreciated.

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Not worth it.įeel free to PM me for details. Every covered, total rush, weird personality. She's also GFE, but not sure what's all on the menu as I didn't want to push the envelope with her. Which is really sad because she's quite pretty and accommodating. She was totally bombed on I-don't-know-what and entirely unintelligible. Also she thinks way too highly of her skills and looks and tends to be quite pricey (200+ for less than an hour: total clock watcher). Hot bod, but lots of drug use, so she may show up totally out of it. She is GFE but rushed and ready get out as soon as she can (she even answered a text mid-coitus LOL). I've seen her a couple times (yes it's Kerry from way back when) and is generally unsatisfactory. Thought I'd share a couple of recent experiences. What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information: You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry. You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.

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Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.Īvailable 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.ĪD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.ĪD wRiTTeN iN mI圎D cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type. Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money. I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients. Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat. Seeks generous businessmen = ROB (Rip Off *****) for out-of-towners. Seeks generous gentleman = ROB (Rip Off *****) for the elderly. Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.Īdvance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me. New to area = changed name and moved across bay to Oakland. Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff. Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.Ĭollege graduate = sleeps with professors. Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures. Girl next door = looks like the boy next door. Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service. One must generally add a few years, but there are some exceptions: To reduce the confusion for novice readers, we present, the pessimist's guide to decoding escort ads:Īge = A convoluted formula involving leap years and the square root of pi.